Oh, The grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only half-way up,
They were neither up nor down.

I love the grand old Duke of York!! I keep getting Mummy and Daddy to play it over and over on my nursery rhymes CD in the car (good job they’re Deaf!) and I keep watching it over and over on my nursery rhymes DVD!

Oh, The grand old Duke of Yoooooooork,
He had ten thousand meeeeeeen;
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down agaaaaaaain.

And when they were up, they were uuuuup,
And when they were down, they were dooooooown,
And when they were only half-way up,
They were neither up nor dooooown.

*marches around the room*

Oh, the grand old Duke of Yooooork………